Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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