Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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