We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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