he puts the penis in happiness.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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