Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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