I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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