come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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