plz talk dirty to me
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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