What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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