Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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