By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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