I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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