This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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