I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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