bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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