I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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