I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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