WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just pee around me
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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