M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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