You can't motorboat a personality
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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