There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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