DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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