Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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