what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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