Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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