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say what?
wanna hang out?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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