Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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