dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Someone shattered a urinal.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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