party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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