Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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