we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
