Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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