I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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