North Korea, Best Korea!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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