Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
