My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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