whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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