sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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