And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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