I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
barbara walters just said penis...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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