you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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