too bad you live with your parents still
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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