Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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