Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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