no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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