I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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