see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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