Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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