i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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