giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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