Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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