What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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