It's Friday. Sex?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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