We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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