you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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