Are we in a gay sports bar?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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