rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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